Goal Keepers		-    Defenders    -    Midfielders    -    Strikers
Malcolm Dempster Physco Goal Keeper "The Monk"
Our No 1 keeper, and the only keeper in the league to use his massive forehead to stop the ball rather than his HANDS!!!

 

Defenders		-    Midfielders    -    Strikers    -    Goal Keepers
Fraser Cameron Centre Back "Crouchy"		Sean Mitchell Centre/Left Back "Booked...again"		Marc Howe Left Back "Mr Paper Suit"		Chris Andrews Right Back ""		Dan Broad Right/Centre Back "Lino"		Matt Edwards Centre Back ""
Our newly appointed captain		A late signing, but BIG asset to the team.		Our most dedicated player, always gives 100% whatever position. Shame about the dress sense		Should be playing in the woman's team with the amount of  moaning he does!

 

Midfielders		-    Strikers    -    Goal Keepers    -    Defenders
Richard Sparrow Centre Midfield "Darren Anderton/Sick note"		Terry Samuels Centre Midfield "Turk/Big Head"		Niall Boland Left Wing "ASBO"		Jimmy Gliddon Right Wing "Run Forest"		Lewis Ashby Right Wing/Striker "Salad Dodger"		Dan Heath Left Wing
Bundles or skill with his clown-like feet and limp wrists. Needs to get his hair cut		Our Ronaldo of the air, just a shame his feet work like Ronald McDonald's		Ask him to play a ball through to the right side of the box and he'll do it, just not on a Sunday morning when you need him to!				Can strike a ball well, when he can be bothered!!!

 

Strikers		-    Goal Keepers    -    Defenders    -    Midfielders
Jason Drayton Striker "The little Man With Lots To Say"		Chris Hardiman Striker ""
Known to most people as the goal machine, but should have been a jockey